Thursday, May 16, 2013

Basically.

I'm kind of obsessed with this book called The Perks of Being a Wallflower, and I really just wanted to say that because my friend is reading it.

I am currently in the computer lab for a gym class. Sounds valid right?

There are several things going on:
  • This kid is playing an educational game that has a theme song that belongs with a pornographic film.
  • The bitch (a good bitch) who never shuts up is reading.
  • My Mexican friend is reading a Greek mythology book.
  • My sub is my English teacher.
  • White people are outside.
( I'm black.)

I really don't understand why there are grown ass men outside making a combination of sounds between having sex and preaching.  That is not a legitimate mixture. 


Thursday, May 2, 2013

Werk.



What the hell is a 'baddie'? I looked it up in the dictionary, and it's most definitely  not in there. It irks me to a point of confusion when girls encourage irrational behavior by saying they on that 'baddie' status. Is it just because Beyonce said it? Because the last time I checked, neither you, your momma, or your momma's momma is Beyonce. Then what's with this Rihanna bullshit. Now I love Rihanna, but a girl shouldn't look up to her lifestyle. You like her style? Wear it. You lime her makeup? But it. You like her tattoo? YOLO---get it. But to be honest, it should end there. Drugs ain't for thugs,and the reason she has money is because of her talent. And that brings me to my next point. Beyonce and Rihanna have one thing in common, and that is the fact that they werk. Werking doesn't just mean they bad as hell, it means they  are responsible, intelligent, beautiful, and bad ass. And if you cannot accommodate those qualities, you're basic.

In my Sadie from MTV's 'Awkward' voice: You're welcome.

Monday, April 29, 2013

An Introduction to Your Irrelevance

I really wanted to start a blog, and tumblr just wasn't being efficient enough. It turns out that in order for it to work, you have to have followers. Who fucking knew? Plus I want to express myself liberatingly. I want to write to reach out to someone, and possibly make Someone laugh until their balls are blown off. Either way is fine with me. Bye basics.